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Rapper makes $34 million in 2006

Man there are a lot of poor musicians. Even the famous jazz musicians don’t make a lot of money. Yet “JayZ” (or however you spell it) made $34 million last year and is the richest rapper. For those of you rappers out that that mean he’s “stackin’ bank.”

Terrific news. Now all the hip hop losers out there who don’t know how to speak English, don’t know how to wear a hat straight and don’t know how to keep their damn pants above their ass crack will all be thinking they can be a millionaire. Boy are they in for a shock. Unfortunately we’ll all have to put up with their shiznit.

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Paranoid about copyright infringement

A record company forced YouTube to remove about 100 videos of the web’s most popular guitar teacher. They said that the teacher was violating copyright laws. How? He was teaching people how to play a Rolling Stones song.

WTF?

https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=11778602

Next thing you know the RIAA will be shutting down all the music instruction places in the country for violation of copyright when they teach drummers how to play Neil Peart or guitar players how to play Van Halen.

I’ve got an idea for the music companies. Stop producing crap albums with one hit wonders. Stop price fixing and charging us 17 bucks for a CD that cost you .40 to make. Don’t get me started. They have themselves to blame, not the internet. People download music because they don’t want to buy nine shitty songs just to get one good one…

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Thoughts of quitting the band

I don’t know if it was the back pain last night which made me start thinking of quitting the band… I had this a couple of years ago and took six months off and that refreshed me last time. I don’t think this is the same issue though.

Limited set list

During the last set of the gig last night I was wondering what the hell I was doing there. Ever since we got our new bass player the gigs have been all the same. She has only learned about 1/3 of our set list and that 1/3 she only knows enough to pass through the tunes. There are still lots of notes she’s missing and she just isn’t as solid and aggressive on the bass as my old bass player and great friend. Her tone and playing is wimpy.

Same old same old

We’ve been playing the same damn gig at an “ok” club forever. We’ve been getting decent crowds and making a few bucks at this place so that’s not the problem. The problem is the gig is getting very boring. When you only have a small number of tunes to pick from, which aren’t played as well as they could be, and you combine that with playing at the same damn place for the same damn crowd of drunk smokers it gets pretty monotonous.

Right now I’m thinking if the new bass player doesn’t learn the current tunes better and learn the rest of the set list by the end of the Summer, and if we don’t find a new place or two to gig, I’m out. I may not make it that far but that’s my plan. Maybe it’s my time to go find a different gig anyway. Maybe a jazz group…

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Sorry lady I just can’t do this gig

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Man there are times when you just need to bail. This is one of them. This client is the pickiest pain in the ass I’ve had all year and for what? So I can try to make this junk play? You gotta be kidding.

I should have bailed when she brought in the 8 track with BUILT IN SPEAKERS and no line outs.

Gig description

Fix 8 track tapes. Break open the shells and then splice together tape more frail than Karen Carpenter’s remains in the hopes it doesn’t just fall apart again.

Transfer fixed 8 track tapes via player with no outputs to CD. Oh what just put a mic in front of the speakers on the 8 track? Oh man.

For good measure transfer an old 78 from 1963 which has creases in it and only plays about 3 seconds before it goes haywire.

All this while the picky client is asking millions of stupid questions…

Kill me.

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Rappers are a penny a dozen

Yo. Wutup G?

I’ve managed to keep myself away from the rap scene lately. No rap recording projects. But my latest video gig with this rapper just reminds me how old and tired the whole baggy pants and hat on sideways thing is.

Memo to rappers

If you think you are cool because you say “nigga” and “motha fucka” you’re not.

If you think you’re cool because you say “biotch” and “bust a cap in yo ass” you’re not.

If you think you’re cool because you say “bust a nut in a biotch’s ass” you’re not. I’ve seen your “biotch” and I wouldn’t do her with someone else’s dick…

Let’s try something new shall we? That shit is old.