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Golf equipment in lieu of payment

When you deal with musicians you just never know what to expect. Getting paid for your work is an adventure with every client. You have to perform acts of sheer magic sometimes to get what they owe you.

I had a client years ago, very many years ago…. –in fact many years longer than the local statute of limitations :-)– who owed me money. His family owned a sporting goods store in some other state that went belly up. That’s the story I got at least.

The guy had no dough for me, but had some golf gear. So rather than getting the complete shaft I accepted a bunch of golf stuff instead of cash.

You gotta to what you gotta do.

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Shocking gig in Sun Valley

We played a weekend in Sun Valley a few years back. We hadn’t played this place before and we were already in some trouble because we were starting late.

We busted into the first tune which is instrumental for a little while. When our guitar player/singer walked up to sing, something terrible happened. When he got about 1 foot from his vocal mic, a giant blue lightning bolt flew from the mic to his tounge. She shock flattened him and he hit the floor unconscious.

I thought he was dead.

We woke him up and he was F’d up. His hair (or what is left of it) was sticking straight out. His tounge was bright red and very swollen.

The bar owner was even more irritated that we’d have to go on break after 30 seconds of 1 tune and starting late…

The reason for the lightning bolt was that we’d had that vocal mic repaired and apparently the stellar repair man didn’t connect the ground or something.

From that day on if you watch our singer he always slowly goes up to the mic and touches it with his hand first before he sings. Similar to my always sniffing the milk to make sure it’s not rotten…

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Chris LeDoux dead at 56

I knew country artist Chris LeDoux and his band years before they hit the big time. Saw many of their shows here in clubs a long time ago. Though I never worked with Chris himself, I worked on several albums with the musicians from Chris’ band. They are all pros. This is an unfortunate happening.

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How to get a record deal

I’ve been asked thousands of times “how do I get a record deal?” Most people think this is an extremely complex question with many different possibilities. But it really is simple. When people ask me this quesion I give them all the same answer:

Shop at 7-11.

Yes, shop at 7-11. This is how to get a record deal. I’ll explain:

There once was a rock band with a decent female singer that I had done many albums with. This band was just like any other rock band trying to “make it.” They practiced twice a week, did shows, released CD’s, sent their discs in to record companies etc. They were doing all the usual things a band does to break into the big time.

One day the female singer stopped in at 7-11 to pick up some sundries. On her way out she bumped into a guy and dropped all of her groceries. The guy was very nice, and helped her pick up her stuff. Introductions insued. The conversation soon led to him saying “I’m an A&R guy with XXX record company (one of the big 5), and her saying “I’m a singer.”

One thing led to another (don’t know if any sexual favors were involved), and she was offered a recording contract. The record company only wanted her so she immediately dumped her band in a very sour situation. She then moved to LA.

She spent 2 years in LA working on her album. Then one day, record company XXX went through some management changes and all the A&R guys were canned. When the A&R gets canned, usually their artists get canned as well unless they are proven sellers.

She returned from LA with no record deal, no money and no band.

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THE BAD PLUS live album drops this spring!

NEW LIVE ALBUM DROPS THIS SPRING!

Available Exclusively Online Beginning Tuesday, April 5

The Bad Plus is pleased to announce the upcoming release of Blunt Object – Live in Japan. Recorded in Tokyo in 2004, this live set features songs from both Bad Plus studio albums, as well as a couple of previously unreleased covers. It will be available exclusively online – – not in stores.

Blunt Object – Live in Japan features 8 previously unreleased performances including radical new interpretations of “We Are The Champions” & “My Funny Valentine”.

CD exclusively available from SonyMusicStore.com April 5th. Preorder your copy NOW and receive on release date – – April 5th!

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If you’ve never heard The Bad Plus, YOU MUST BUY ALL OF THEIR ALBUMS.

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