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Rants

newegg.com SUCKS

Ok. I’m not only a golf fan, but I’m a rabid fan of my former university (University of Utah). I even started up a web site/blog/forum for UofU sports…. So tomorrow is the first football game of the year. I decided for my golf blog and the football season (and many other reasons) that I needed a teensy weensy digital camera. I opted for the Canon SD400.

I found a great price for the SD400 at newegg.com. I ordered it and a 1GB memory card Tuesday (the 30th of August). I really wanted to get it fast so I could get it in time for the big game tomorrow so I paid a whopping $27 for FedEx overnight delivery.

Today is the 1st of September, 2 days later. No camera. I go to their site and it says I’m done with step 1 of a 5 step order processing “process.” They’ve verified my billing address. Just great. So does that mean every freaking step takes 2 days? 5 steps X 2 days = 10 days. 10 days + $27 FedEx overnight = 11 days. I think not.

So I called their customer service (or lack thereof) department. After being on hold almost long enough to drain my phone’s battery, I talked to a human. She told me my order “might” ship tomorrow and since Monday is a holiday probably Tuesday. I asked her what is the point of paying 27 bucks for overnight shipping when the company delays your order for days and days. She said it was company policy. Hmmm. It’s company policy to piss off your customers? Perhaps company policy should be changed.

So I told her if my camera didn’t ARRIVE Friday (tomorrow), I’d cancel my order. Then she suddenly got friendly and said she’d “talk to the warehouse” and try to get them to ship today. Yeah right.

So here’s what I predict will happen. They’re not even going to ship it tomorrow. I’m going to go down to a local store and pay $75 more for the damn thing and then cancel my order. They’re going to tell me it has already shipped and I’m going to dispute the CC charges. That’ll show ’em.

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Random

One of my clients died today

I got a sad call today from the son of one of my clients, informing me of his father’s death. I just did a little work for this client about 3 weeks ago. He told me of the hard battle he was fighting with inoperable cancer.

He lost the battle…

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Random Rants

Elektra vs some 14 year old kid’s mom

This is a transcript of the first court hearing between Elektra’s attorneys and a 14 year old kid’s mother. Her home computer had 6 songs on it from kaaza which were downloaded illegally. Problem was they don’t really know by who. It may have been the kid’s friend.

Link: https://www.prosoundblog.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=352#352

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Boneheads Gear

midigun: a rapper’s gun shaped instrument


Good God. Now rappers have an “instrument” they can put in their hand like a gun so they can control scratching, lighting, midi sounds and more. This device can be “intuitively” used? So it’s intuitive for a rapper to be holding a gun shaped device? No wonder I’m sick of this business.

midiGun 1.0

“The ‘midiGun’ is a novel handheld midi controller. This gunshaped interface was especially designed to remotely control realtime music softwares like Ableton LIVE, Traktor DJ or others.

The ‘midiGun’ replaces the classical DJ mixer and the keyboard at the same time. The ‘midiGun’ is a new kind of device that can be intuitively used because of its handy shape and easy accessible knobs, buttons and sensors.”

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Boneheads Musicians

Lyrical genius

I’ve heard thousands of original lyrics from musicians you’ve never heard of and never will. There are tons of terrible lyric writers out there let me tell you. But sometimes the material some clients create is absolute magic.

Here’s the chorus from song one of my genius client’s album:

“People suck
They suck poo poo
People suck
They suck doggy doo doo”

Absolutely amazing.

Now here’s the chorus from song two of my genius client’s album:

“I wish I was dumb
I wish my brain was numb
Then I’d be happy
Then I’d be havin’ fun”

I’m in complete awe of the incredible literary and lyrical genius I’ve witnessed.

How about this stellar verse from a group of Italian rappers. Yes, Italian rappers.

“Oh mamma mia
My mouth’s got diarrhea
Gonna burn baby burn
Like a dick with gonorrea”

Wow. Amazing.