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Rants

I’m not going to mortgage my house to see The Police in concert

Cheapest seat at the Vegas show for the Police is $458. Good seats are $1223.

Cheapest seat in Phoenix is $305 and the most expensive is $1529.

2nd row seats at Madison Square Garden are $7650.

Damn can you imagine how much a crappy concert T-Shirt is? Maybe like $742 for short sleeves and $883 for long sleeves? If that’s too much I bet you could get a Police sticker for $195.00.

Damn, to think I saw Pink Floyd from row 4 and the ticket was $35. Where have those days gone?

Stewart Copeland is a bad ass mo-fo on the drums, yes… but I think I’ll just go down to the used CD store and buy some music instead…

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Gigs

Nuggets from the last gig

The gig a couple of nights ago in this new club was a bust. The club itself was decent. There was a decent PA, the bartender/manager was an old pal. But being a last minute gig, nobody knew we were there. Looks like the band may get to open for English Beat later this month which would be cool.

stage shot

Bad stats:

1. There were more people in the green room than in the audience.
2. There were more mics on my drum kit than people in the audience.
3. I think the club actually lost money on liquor, since there was more free beer consumed in the green room than the club sold.
4. “Zero” is the number of gigs the soundman had done before this one.
5. “45” is the number of minutes it took said soundman to get the PA working for a 3 piece band (followed by our singer’s comment: “can we start playing this week sometime?”

I won’t mind playing there again, provided there’s a crowd.

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Gigs

New gig tonight

Got a fairly last minute booking in a new club tonight. This club is managed by the former manager of a former club that was once the best music venue in town. A report will follow…

Also, have the metal guitar session tomorrow. Hope the guy’s marshall doesn’t fry again.

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Gigs

Why I play drums in a rock & roll band

Sometimes the gigs suck. Last night didn’t. Good crowd and lots of good looking women When there are lots of good looking women, there are lots of men and the band makes bucks and has fun.

Hot blonde holding my stick
Cute blonde holding my stick

There were a lot of cute chicks with tight bodies kissing each other last night. We do get a lesbian crowd but most of them are fat. These chicks turned out to be what I heard called “lipstick lesbians.” Lipstick lesbians are hetero chicks who act like lesbos in public to get attention.

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Musicians Recording

Didn’t get much done

Working with a completely new system, in a foreign place which isn’t set up for “studio” recording is a pain. I fought and fought with some new gear trying to get the monitoring working properly for the metal band to do some guitar tracks.

Just when I thought I had it, the guitar player’s Marshall fried. What little mojo we had was lost and we didn’t end up getting one measly track done in four hours. So naturally the guys in the band broke out the bong. Yep, all musicians are on drugs.
Dave on guitarBong