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Released from hell

After a couple of shots at the bar at that hell gig, and listening to more horrid 80’s metal sung by a singer who couldn’t hit a note if he threw a hand grenade into a piano, we convinced the club manager to release us from playing. So I went home.

This marks the 2nd time I’ve shown up at this club and loaded my gear in but didn’t play a lick. Click here to read about the first time. Note to self: don’t load gear into this venue until you’re sure you’re going to play.

Not all was lost at this gig though. The club gave me a pair of Jägermeister flip flops. So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.

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I am in hell

Blogging live at the gig with my iphone

Oh my god the opening band started with a Motley Crue song and now they’re playing Sweet Child of Mine by Guns and Roses. OMFG they’re playing Jackyl now.

Kill me

Oh now I find out we have no bass player. We’re going to try and get out of this gig and see if the 3rd band will just play longer. I’d rather go home and eat rice crispy treats anyway.

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Benefit gig for a kid injured by a bomb

I’m doing a benefit gig tonight. The beneficiary is this local kid who was injured when an illegal bomb his neighbor was building exploded. Nice.

I hope we can raise some bucks to help this kid with his medical bills.

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New Autotune Evo – Now even the most horrid vocalists can be “in tune”

Man have you listened to today’s hip hop and top 40? Every damn artist has that “robotic Cher Autotune” sound. Good news, there’s a new version of Autotune.

Antares Autotune EVO

With even more features like graphic representation of the notes (like Melodyne), vocalists who suck can now suck less.

Antares Autotune EVO

Soon somebody will come out with a plugin which not only tunes the vocals, it writes the lyrics and performs them. Then the need for a vocalist will be eliminated. Since everyone lipsyncs these days anyway, they could just find the best looking “dancer” they can and stick them on stage to fake their parts.

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Not gigging

Last week I played an awesome show at a bar which was formerly very smoky. The bar changed their policies and are banning smoking, about 8 months before a new law here goes into effect. That made playing much better as I wasn’t breathing smoke and I didn’t smell like smoke when I got home.

The other great part about this show was that my former bass player of 20+ years was in town and played the gig. The new girl bass player watched from the audience as we rocked very hard and fast. I was so pumped I never fatigued at all, despite not playing for close to 5-6 months. Even though I had blisters on my thumbs I didn’t care.

Not gigging

That being said, I’ve concluded that I do not wish to gig again unless the following happens:

1. My old bass player is there, not the girl.
2. There is no smoke.

So as it sits, I’m taking a sabbatical. I was in one anyway. My bass player may come back into town some day and at that point I’ll consider playing again. But until then, I can’t stand gigging with this girl. She’s nice, but she’s only learned about 1/6th of the song list and only half-assed at that. Plus, she just doesn’t “rock.” I know that sounds funny but it is the only way I can put it into words. If I can’t rock at a rock & roll show, I might as well stay home.