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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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Dog ends police chase by biting owner’s nose off

Only in my neck of the woods do you see stories like this.

This guy was running from the cops on a bumpy road and his pitbull got so irritated with being bumped around in the car that he bit his owner’s nose off…

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Jazz groupies may just be hotter than rock groupies…

Man I need to get back on the road, soon.

Here’s a nice pic from the road on a freaking JAZZ tour. I had to blotch out some “crucial” spots but trust me, everything is in perfect order (at least as much as I can remember…).

fine groupie ass
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Boneheads Random Rants

Getting clients to pay their bills

Client: My company is about to go public. They figure the shares will be worth $6-$8 each and I have 300,000 shares.

Me: Awesome! That’s so great for you. By the way here’s your latest invoice for $600.

Client: Oh. Uh here’s a check. Can you hold it until next Friday?

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Shaved pussy

One time on break at a gig a fine looking young woman comes up to the “band table.” She says “hi guys.” We say hi. She says “Guess what? I shaved my pussy tonight” and proceeds to lift her dress up and show us.

I love being a rock & roll musician sometimes…. 🙂