Because they want to.
Category: Random
Only in my neck of the woods do you see stories like this.
This guy was running from the cops on a bumpy road and his pitbull got so irritated with being bumped around in the car that he bit his owner’s nose off…
Man I need to get back on the road, soon.
Here’s a nice pic from the road on a freaking JAZZ tour. I had to blotch out some “crucial” spots but trust me, everything is in perfect order (at least as much as I can remember…).
Client: My company is about to go public. They figure the shares will be worth $6-$8 each and I have 300,000 shares.
Me: Awesome! That’s so great for you. By the way here’s your latest invoice for $600.
Client: Oh. Uh here’s a check. Can you hold it until next Friday?
One time on break at a gig a fine looking young woman comes up to the “band table.” She says “hi guys.” We say hi. She says “Guess what? I shaved my pussy tonight” and proceeds to lift her dress up and show us.
I love being a rock & roll musician sometimes…. 🙂