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Funny band names

I bet this band doesn’t get too many “church” function gigs…
Heathen Ass Worship

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New server

PSB is now on a new server. The old service provider started having problem after problem. Hopefully this server will be better, stronger, faster…

Also, once again I’ve shitcanned the PSB forum. I don’t have the time to work a pro audio forum and I certainly don’t have the time or patience to moderate all the f’n viagra spam that comes along with one…

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Pubic hair in strange places…

This weekend I spent some time at the local museum of natural history. I looked at dinosaur bones, rocks, Indian artifacts etc.

But the most intriguing thing I saw at the museum was this pubic hair. I’m standing at the urinal starring at the wall and I see this pubic hair at eye level. The pot was pretty low, so I’m going to say the pubic hair was a good 4.5 feet above the bowl. How the hell did this pubic hair get there? Is it migrating?

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I’m the bartender today…

I’ve got some clients who, I swear, the only reason they record is so they have someone to talk to. It’s like being their bartender. Most of these types are fairly old. Today I’m working with one of them.

Dean

Dean is a very religious guy, and a piano player. He’s pretty good, especially for being over 80 years old. I’ve done several albums for Dean, and 3/4 of the time is spent “talking” and not recording or working on the project. I work with him in 4 hours, but my phone just rang. He’s calling to give me directions to his place, for the 4th time. Each time he goes on for what seems to be about an hour, just giving me directions.

Yesterday he called to give me a better set of directions than the two previous times but I had to tell him I was on the other line and driving down the road so I couldn’t write the new set of directions down. I won’t use any of his directions anyway. I’ll just google map it. He doesn’t need to know that though.

I have a new voice mail.

UPDATE: 40 minutes after I posted…. the phone is ringing again.

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Guilty

Remember this post which told the crazy story of how my entire set of cymbals got ripped off and then I miraculously recovered them?

As a “victim” I’ve been kept in the know by the local justice system here and have had the right to attend the trial of the guys who were busted with my stolen gear.

It’s taken eight months, but the trial is over and they’ve been found guilty. The sentencing phase is next and I get to write a “victim impact” letter to the court to influence the judge’s decision on a sentence.